QUEST ONE - The Limericks

GoDz!

This is the first challenge to decide our next targets.

We are starting with the chance to use your artistic side.

Here is an example limerick for you..

There once was a GoDz called le frigo
Who was an amazing amigo
He loved all his brothers
But annoyed all the others
Because of his rather large ego

Below are two limericks - but they lack their final line.

When GoDz send their hammers to you,
You may lose a village or two,
But please don't despair,
The GoDz will be fair,
………………………………… (last word rhymes with 'you'

GoDz rule the server you see
So when they put out a decree
All others obey
Or they get blown away
………………………………… (last word rhymes with 'see'


Instructions

1. Write a funny last line for ONE of the limericks - the last word MUST rhyme with the last word of the first two lines. (see example)
2. Post these on the forum


The Jury will decide on the winner - who then gets to choose who we attack… WILD or MDS

Let's see how creative GoDz are!

~~~~ GoDz Creative Council ~~~

1st : For their love is only for you.
2nd : Now I'm sure you wanna go pee.

Couldn't make my mind up as to which line to post so going to do a few

1st -
~ Your not the only target, dont be so blue
~ So sit back, relax and make yourself a brew
~ If you'd like to complain, join the queue

2nd -
~ So stop your whining and bow to thee
~ You still want to cross us? Please feel free
~ We'll sit back and laugh while you flee

When GoDz send their hammers to you,
You may lose a village or two,
But please don't despair,
The GoDz will be fair,
As long as you give them a thankyou

GoDz rule the server you see
So when they put out a decree
All others obey
Or they get blown away
Give it a try if you don't belive me

GoDz rule the server you see
So when they put out a decree
All others obey
Or they get blown away
Even though they are tied to a tree

When GoDz send their hammers to you,
You may lose a village or two,
But please don't despair,
The GoDz will be fair,
Cause your neighbor will lose one too

GoDz rule the server you see
So when they put out a decree
All others obey
Or they get blown away
And get buried at sea

There once was a player called Gantz
People thought his hammer was pantz
He sent out his imps
the players then became his pimps

or

There once was a alliance called Godz
others thought we were Sodz
We unleashed are troops on Wild
And there troops died and were laid in a piled

Sender:
Britbull
Subject:
RE: MM - COMPETITION TIME
Sent:
today 18:10


When GoDz send their hammers to you,
You may lose a village or two,
But please don't despair,
The GoDz will be fair,
But you'll have nothing left when they're through

GoDz rule the server you see
So when they put out a decree
All others obey
Or they get blown away
So don't run away and scream like a banshee.
Because Godz are on a killing spree.

Horseman wrote:

When GoDz send their hammers to you,
You may lose a village or two,
But please don't despair,
The GoDz will be fair,
…………………………………

They just won't be attacking U-!

When GoDz send their hammers to you,
You may lose a village or two,
But please don't despair,
The GoDz will be fair,
Suddenly to griefers limerick rehearsal class there grew a queue.

GoDz rule the server you see
So when they put out a decree
All others obey
Or they get blown away
By the command of a chicken bum bum absentee.

Answer of Griefer, think a random travian forum user. I know his name from forum though, so probably a more active one.

GoDz rule the server you see
So when they put out a decree
All others obey
Or they get blown away
Biatch please, you'll never beat me

Posting for Bushon

When GoDz send their hammers to you,
You may lose a village or two,
But please don't despair,
The GoDz will be fair,
Sending the mercy on you_

GoDz rule the server you see
So when they put out a decree
All others obey
Or they get blown away
Like witches in Saleem burning the way
Meeting with Charon in the fire sea__

#1: To your soldiers so frightened they poo !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!